Maude: I just hope they have Us magazine in heaven.

Maude: I just hope they have Us magazine in heaven.
Mrs. S: He said it was his day to use the tub pillow.
Edna: I can't go to the library anymore, everybody stinks!
[they talk amongst themselves; Marge walks in]
Marge: Don't stop talking on account of me. I may be a cop, but I'm
still your friend. [everyone looks at her]
So how are you, Mrs. Krabappel?
Edna: Law-abiding. I'm done! [she runs out]
Marge: Moe! I've never seen you here before.
Moe: [awkward] Well, these days my roots don't stay so chestnut on
their own, Officer Simpson.
Marge: You don't have to call me "Officer", I'm not on duty here.
[a barber lowers a chair; it sounds like a shot]
[Marge rolls and points her gun at everyone]
Marge: Oh, heh. Looks nice, it's, er, it's a good length for you.
-- Small talk, "The Springfield Connection"