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• Everyone's so nice to me. What have I done to deserve it?
• I wanna have Vincent's kittens.
• The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his door with a basket of kittens.
  "Hello, little girl, what do you have there?" "These are my Democratic kittens," she replied....
• You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
  -- W.S. Gilbe...
• I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
  ..I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....
• Quite frankly, I don't like you humans. After what you all have done, I find being "inhuman" a compliment.
• I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny
• Many people feel that they deserve some kind of recognition for all the bad things they haven't done.