Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a
colored ticket. I hope everyone still has theirs.
Crowd: Not me. Uh uh. I don't have it...
Nelson: Who died and made you boss?
Lisa: Mr. Estes, the publications advisor. I edited the whole thing.
Nelson: If you hadn't done it, some other loser would have. So quit
milking it!
-- Nelson puts things into the proper perspective,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
colored ticket. I hope everyone still has theirs.
Crowd: Not me. Uh uh. I don't have it...
Nelson: Who died and made you boss?
Lisa: Mr. Estes, the publications advisor. I edited the whole thing.
Nelson: If you hadn't done it, some other loser would have. So quit
milking it!
-- Nelson puts things into the proper perspective,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
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It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like... - Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking,
Nelson? Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About... - Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson
whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other... - Martin: [raises hand] Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement
to make.
Krabappel: Can't it wait until I retire? Martin: ... - Krabappel: Well, it's going to be hard to say goodbye to all of you.
We've had a lot of fun together. [walks through the... - Lovejoy: And now, to sing "Amazing Grace", Miss Maggie Simpson.
Hibbert: Heh heh, she's quite a hellion but she does... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning,
but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught... - Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head]
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm
driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle... - Nelson: ...The thing about huckleberries is: once you've had fresh,
you'll never go back to canned. [Skinner walks up]...
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- Tattoo: De plane! De plane!
Mr. R: No, my freakish little friend.
That's a seagull. -- Watching TV, "Lisa's... - Lovejoy: And so when Eliphaz came down from Mount Hebron bearing figs,
he offered them to Mohem, who you will remember is... - Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?}
Homer:
{Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je... - Bob: _That_ was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna
Krabappel,
I hope you're happy. Bart: I won't be happy until... - Brent: We're live from the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome,
and Super Bowl XXVI. Today, we're going to...
