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• Homer: Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper- lower-middle class types, so avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone.
  Snake: Three-Card Monte. Homer: Woo hoo! Easy money!...
• Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you, perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of animals.
  This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits than we in many areas....
• Big people are those who make us feel bigger when we are with them.
• The I.R.S. must like poor people, it makes a lot of them.
• The world needs more people like us and fewer like them.
• A reporter is pestering her at a party. R: "have you ever had your ears pierced" DP
  No, but I've often had them bored...
• Lisa: Old people deserve our respect. Look at Jacques Cousteau and Goldie Haw
  you wouldn't shut them away like second-class citizens....
• Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
  Because of this we are forcing them to "innovate", something they would usually avoid....