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• Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who feel that we know everything, especially when we discover that everything they know and everything we know does not match.
• But, spite of all the criticising elves, Those who would make us feel--must feel themselves.
  -- Charles Churchill (1731-1764) -- The Rosciad, Line 961...
• Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you, perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of animals.
  This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits than we in many areas....
• It is necessary to restate the President's viewpoint very clearly, and that is that we are a party that is diversified.
  We are a party that, though we have a position on abortion, that those who disagree with us should not feel excluded because of that issue....
• Those buttons you push on the traffic light post at the corner are not really connected to anything, but they make you feel better as you wait for the light to change.
  Most people who push the button feel they have done something....
• We think few people sensible except those who agree with us. -- Rouchefoucauld
• Alien 1: It seems the earthlings won. Alien 2: Did they?
  That board with a nail in it may have defeated us....
• Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we are, richer than we are, but we don't feel all that comfortable with people who are.
  -- Mickey Manfield...
• Increased Electricity Consumption Blamed on Linux WASHINGTON, D.
  C. -- The US Department of Energy claims Linux is partially responsible for the increased demand for electricity during the past year....