Even For A Wizard There Will Often Come Times When Someone Close To You, Perhaps Even Your Spouse, Criticizes Your Habits By Comparing Them To Those Of Animals.

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Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you,
perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of
animals. This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits
than we in many areas. When, for example, have you seen a frog collecting taxes
or a squirrel running for electoral office? Present arguments like these to
those people who criticize you. If they still do not see the wisdom of your
ways, you may then feel free to bite them.
-- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Vol. IX