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• Anger makes dull men witty - but it keeps them poor. BACON
• A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. -- Carl Reine
• Even when uttered by Democrats, "middle class" often sounds like a mealymouthed way of saying, "Us, and not them," where them includes poor people, snake handlers and those with pierced tongues.
  -- Barbara Ehrenreich...
• If I ever get real rich, I hoe I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Anger makes dull men witty--but it keeps them poor. -- Sir Francis Baco
• People keep asking, what must I do to be a candidate for Vice President, and I keep telling them.
  ...nothing...nothing...nothing......
• Progress doesn't enlighten people - it just makes them stupid in new ways.
• I suppose Paradise must be like this.
• June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...