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• It is not going to be the best of years when you discover that your son, the football star, has had his ears pierced and is stealing earrings from his grandmother.
• Have you ever had your stack stuck on a semaphore? (inside joke)
• Do you think your father and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Have you ever had to finally decide...
• If I hadn't had them, I would have had some made.
• If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
  ... -- Avo...
• Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman.
  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....
• The worst job I ever had was working in a Fotomat booth.
  I was the only one at the Christmas party. -- Mark Dobrie...