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• I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
• I just installed airbags in my car.
• Caller: I just installed Windows 95 on my computer.
  Tech Support: And...? Caller: It's not working. Tech Support: You already said that....
• I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
  The driver and passengers then left for a vacation with injuries....
• The software said it requires Windows 3.1 or better, so I installed Linux.
• Made my Computer Happy, Deleted OS2, Installed Win 4.
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• I performed an exorcism today. It seems that a daemon crashed the computer...
• When I saw that I could not avoid collision, I stepped on the accelerator and subsequently crashed into the other car.