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• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• What do you mean, QWK? It took me over an hour to read!
• If a chicken and a half can lay and egg and a half in a day and a half on a nest and half
  how long will it take a little old red rooster sitting on a solid brass door knob to hatch a hardware store if the train is going East at forty miles an hour and the river is rising at six inches per hour in a strong cross wind?...
• Driving down the street at 150 miles per hour with a friend of mine on cruise control.
  Both of us in the back seat. The police pulled us over....
• Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
  "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life....
• Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train.
  Are you going sixty miles an hour, or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you are just sitting still?...