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• Then I'll probably drop her, and get two hundred concubines to share my bed.
  Won't they be rather prickly? ...Concubines, Baldrick, not porcupines....
• Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
  -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
  You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
• hirty-nine are mad. Well, they sound ideal. They would be if they hadn't all got married last week in Munich to the same horse.
  -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Mrs M., if we were the last three humans on Earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Amy and Amiability...
• Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
  What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• And yes - I crave your strong, sinewy body. Well...
  you're only human. -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....