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• Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
  And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer....
• Forfeit everything you have, and join us 'cause you're Powermad!
• wormhole /werm'hohl/ n. [from the `wormhole' singularities hypothesized in some versions of General Relativity theory] 1.
  [n.,obs.] A location in a monitor which contains the address of a routine, with the specific intent of making it easy to substitute a different routine....
• As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
  -- Calvi...
• I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
• ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
  ! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
• If you can't join them... sure as hell you've got to beat them.
• Ham: Won't you join us, Bart? Bart: [looks around] Uh.
  ..I guess so. Database: As the first student at Springfield Elementary to discover a comet, we're very proud to make you a member of our very select group....
• If you are going to throw your weight around, you ought first to join an aerobics class, so you get something from your effort.