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• Don't never join no organization that says it will accept you as a membe
  because such an organization isn't worth joining anyway, so it ain't worth your time to join the thing, cause they ain't got no standards whatsoever....
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• You might say that senators who join a filibuster in the U.S. Senate throw their wait around.
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Why, all the souls that were, were forfeit once; And He that might the vantage best have took Found out the remedy.
  How would you be, If He, which is the top of judgment, should But judge you as you are?...
• If you can't beat them, have them join you. -- Charles Wolf, Jr.
• You have taught us much. Come with us and join the movement.
  "This movement of yours, does it have slogans?" inquired the Chink....
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!