Did You Miss _me_, My Lord? Um..._Baldrick_, Is It?
Did you miss _me_, my lord?
Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
No, not really.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Chains
The wimple suits you, Baldrick. But...it completely covers my face.
.. Exactly... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Captain Cook...
Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel! Yes, Baldrick. And you killed him!
Yes, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
That's not true! Lord Nelson's got a vote! He's got a _boat_, Baldrick.
.. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes...I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children....
It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty