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• A crew member is in casual clothes - drink!
• The Enterprise crew avoids a battle - drink!
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  Kirk: "I am." Chang: "And if it should be proved that members of your crew *did* in fact carry out such an assassination....
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• Crew member is called by 1st name - drink!