Related:

• To Oscar Levant: If you had it all over again, Oscar, would you fall in love with yourself?
• Q: "If I were to ask you a *very* simple question, do you think you might be able to answer it without it troubling your intellect too much?
  Ready? Here goes. Would I permit you to lock me away if I still had all my powers?...
• I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
  I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• So you have to begin all over again...
• Man: I'm here to pick up the Ambassador from Ghana.
  Lisa: Well he's not here! Nobody's here! And none of you should be here!...
• All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak.
• If most of us had it to do all over again, most of us would let someone else do part of it.
• If you do not know where you are going, you can take almost any road, in whatever direction, and it will get you there.
  Of course, when you get there you will be no more lost than you were when you were here....