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• The world will be a much better place when the power of love outweighs the love of power.
  -- Gerry Spence...
• Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.
• Darling," she whispered, "will you still love me after we are married?
  He considered this for a moment and then replied, "I think so....
• I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• If they only married when they fell in love most people would die unwed.
• It's not so hard to be married, When two maneuver as one
  It's not so hard to be married, And, Jesus Christ, is it fun. -- Stephen Sondheim, COMPANY...
• Never be angry when a fool acts like a fool. It's better when fools identify themselves.
  ..it removes so much uncertainty. -- Lord Peace...
• He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.
  But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them....