Related:

• Never trust a computer you can't lift. -- Stan Masor [Intel Corp.]
• Sure, what would you like? Four years? Five years.
  -- Homer's supervisor grants him a leave of absence, "Dancin' Home...
• My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers. -- Edward Abbey
• Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a rui
  but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building....
• Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
  .. Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted....
• Are you the same person you were ten years ago? twenty?
• Milhouse: Twenty-five years old? You're not twenty-five years old.
  This ID is completely fake! Bart: Yes, you're right Milhouse....
• Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
  Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I was born....
• Never trust a man who is Dr. Jekyll to those above him and Mr.
  Hyde to those below him. -- Charles Browe...