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• Women spoil every romance by trying to make it last for ever. -- Oscar Wilde
• The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
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• Didn't twenty-five years of Dr. Who teach you not to trust names like INTEL and ZILOG?
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• Art should never try to be popular. The public should try to make itself artistic. -- Oscar Wilde