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• A hundred years ago we were much smarter; then you lived until you died and not until you were just run over.
  -- Will Roge...
• I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
  -- Will Rogers (1879-1935)...
• I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
  -- Will Roge...
• General, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
• If all mankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago.
  If insects were to vanish, the environment would collapse into chaos. -- Edward O. Wilso...
• They say if you smoke you knock off ten years. But it's the last ten.
  What do you miss? The drooling years? -- John Mendoza...
• An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime.
  Who does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out and work for me....
• We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult.
  For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up paneling, he had to drive the little paneling nails into the cave wall with his bare fist, so generally the paneling wound up getting spattered with primitive blood, which isn't really all that bad when you consider how ugly paneling is to begin with....
• We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult.
  For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up paneling, he had to drive the little paneling nails into the cave wall with his bare fist, so generally the paneling wound up getting spattered with primitive blood, which isn't really all that bad when you consider how ugly paneling is to begin with....