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• Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's brain!
• I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is.
  You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther away from the reflected light we have from the sun or the light that's bouncing off this earth, uh, the darker it gets ....
• I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is.
  You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther away from the reflected light we have from the sun or the light that's bouncing off this earth, uh, the darker it gets ....
• If you happen to think that you understand everything that is going on about you, it is likely that you are hopelessly confused.
  It is not met to be understood, but it is met to be observed and commented upon....
• Man: I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
  [pit rejects the photos] What the--? -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Dear God: Enclosed please find Rube Goldberg. Now that you've got him, what are you going to do with him?
  -- Written on grave...
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Wiggum: All right, get in there. Lou: You're going _down_.
  Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh?...
• She say, Miss Colie, You better hush. God might hear you.
  Let 'im hear me, I say. If he ever listened to poor colored women the world would be a different place, I can tell you....