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• He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him.
• He that feareth is a slave, were he never so rich, were he never so powerful.
  But he that is without fear is king of all the world. -- E. R. Eddison, The Worm Ouroboro...
• I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.
• My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
  -- Moms Mabley...
• Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
• Why is Mike Tyson so happy? Cause he gets O.J. for breakfa
• Cthulhu cthucks! But does he cthwallow?
• Ooh I was ugly, so ugly that when I was born the Doctor told my mother "I did all I could but he pulled through anyway".