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• She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
• Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare "You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.
  As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes....
• Cthulhu eh? If he's so powerful why is he so ugly?
• The tide comes in and the tide goes out, and what have you got?
• He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.