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• His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
• 1) Face forward. 2) Fold hands in front. 3) Do not make eye contact.
  4) Watch the numbers. 5) Don't talk to anyone you don't know....
• Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will be going in the right direction.
  Proof by induction: N=1. Trivialy true, since both you and the elevator only have one floor to go to....
• Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. -- In a Leipzig elevato
• MASTURBATION -- Self-service elevator.
• MASTURBATION -- self-service elevator.
• His elevator is stuck between floors.
• Take the steps, the elevator don't work.