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• APL programmers do it backwards.
• Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cathedral in Spai
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• How many pro-choicers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up....
• When you're down and out, lift up your voice and shout, "I'M DOWN AND OUT"!
• A print addict is a man who reads in elevators. People occasionally look at me curiously when they see me standing there, reading a paragraph or two as the elevator goes up.
  To me, it's curious that there are people who do not read in elevators....
• Crazy=elevator#:DO:elevator#+1:UNTIL almost#=top#-1:LOOP.
• AEROSPACE ENGINEERS do it with lift and trust.
• Do you know how to tell the clan of Scotsman? Lift up his kilt and if he's got two quarter-pounders, he's a McDonald.