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• Crazy=elevator#:DO:elevator#+1:UNTIL almost#=top#-1:LOOP.
• Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will be going in the right direction.
  Proof by induction: N=1. Trivialy true, since both you and the elevator only have one floor to go to....
• His elevator is stuck between floors.
• In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
  -- Dedera's Law...
• There is a building with four floors. On the first floor, there is a convention of architects.
  On the second floor, there is a vinyl manufacturing plant....
• Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.
• down 1. adj. Not operating. "The up escalator is down" is considered a humorous thing to say (unless of course you were expecting to use it)
  and "The elevator is down" always means "The elevator isn't working" and never refers to what floor the elevator is on....
• down: 1. adj. Not operating. "The up escalator is down" is considered a humorous thing to say
  and "The elevator is down" always means "The elevator isn't working" and never refers to what floor the elevator is on....