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• In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
• There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
• Prototype designs always work. -- Don Vonada
• down 1. adj. Not operating. "The up escalator is down" is considered a humorous thing to say (unless of course you were expecting to use it)
  and "The elevator is down" always means "The elevator isn't working" and never refers to what floor the elevator is on....
• down: 1. adj. Not operating. "The up escalator is down" is considered a humorous thing to say
  and "The elevator is down" always means "The elevator isn't working" and never refers to what floor the elevator is on....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes twelve steps....
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui