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• You can't take it with you -- especially when crossing a state line.
• You are at a wide place in a very tight N/S canyon.
• A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and you wish you hadn't.
  -- Smythe, "Andy Capp...
• Reality is what bumps into you when you stand still with your eyes open. -- Solomon Sho
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• Pittsburgh driver's test 3: When stopped at an intersection you should a) watch the traffic light for your lane.
  b) watch for pedestrians crossing the street. c) blow the horn....
• Don't you think the important thing when you're freezing to death is to keep your cool?
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• Your girlfriend is the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.