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• Are your eyes open or are you like using the Force?
• It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
• But, did you see that with your eyes open?
• Reality is what bumps into you when you stand still with your eyes open. -- Solomon Sho
• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
  Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• What you see is what you get, so keep your eyes open.
• Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb
• Cucumbers won't give you a hangover. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• The last time I saw a head like yours was in a bottle .
  .. I'll hit you on the top of your head so hard I'll drive your head down into your ribs....