A Hangover Is When You Open Your Eyes In The Morning And You Wish You Hadn't.
A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and you wish you hadn't.
-- Smythe, "Andy Capp"
Are your eyes open or are you like using the Force?
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
But, did you see that with your eyes open?
Reality is what bumps into you when you stand still with your eyes open. -- Solomon Sho
Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
What you see is what you get, so keep your eyes open.
Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb
Cucumbers won't give you a hangover. -- Cucumbers are Bette
The last time I saw a head like yours was in a bottle .
.. I'll hit you on the top of your head so hard I'll drive your head down into your ribs....