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• The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• You can't be happy with a woman who pronounces both d's in Wednesday. -- Peter De Vrie
• You're getting so big I need double vision to take you in. -- Peter De Vrie
• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. -- Peter de Vrie
• The mere thought of cremation turned him ashen. -- Peter De Vrie
• The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. -- Peter De Vrie
• You are a devil at everything, and there is no kind of thing in the 'versal world but what you can turn your hand to.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.
  -- Peter De Vrie...