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• Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishme
• In the school Debating Society I was voted the boy least likely to complete a coherent.
  ..er... Sentence? -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• As far as I can tell, you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo.
  .. Charming. -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I must say, Captain, I've got to admire your balls!
  ...Perhaps later. -- Perkins and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• What wise words from the world's greatest defence council?
  ...(reads) ...'Dear Mother'...unusual start... -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Punishment of the innoce
• A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
  Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume....
• Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
  -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...