In the school Debating Society I was voted the boy least likely to complete a coherent.

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• Corporal punishment
  is boy...
• As far as I can tell, you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo.
  Charming. -- George and Edmund : Corporal...
• Feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers' Society at Cambridge.
  I misheard the instructions and pushed an entire ...
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal...
• I must say, Captain, I've got to admire your balls!
  Perhaps later. -- Perkins and Edmund : Corporal...
• Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history,
  and you sent the note requesting legal representation...
• Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
  Edmund : Corporal...
• A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
  Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume...
• Can I ask you to leave a pause between the word 'Aim' and the word 'Fire'?
  Thirty or forty years, perhaps... -- Edmund : Corporal...