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• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
  And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
• In the school Debating Society I was voted the boy least likely to complete a coherent.
  ..er... Sentence? -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Can I ask you to leave a pause between the word 'Aim' and the word 'Fire'?
  Thirty or forty years, perhaps... -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history, and you sent the note requesting legal representation to.
  ..? (George enters) Well tally-ho, with a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz....
• Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
  -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I must say, Captain, I've got to admire your balls!
  ...Perhaps later. -- Perkins and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir? No...no, not at all.
  My diary's pretty empty this week...let's see... Thursday morning...
• You'd like to book a table for three...by the window.
  ..for nine thirty p.m....not too near the band......