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• Some historian, out to make a name for himself, is circulating a rumor to the effect that George Washington is a dirty double crosser.
  According to this historian, Washington crossed the Deleware River twice, without taking a bath!...
• I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
• Wallowing in the mud only gets you dirty, but it is a hell of a lot of fun.
• Old Time Movie Plot: Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl.
  Boy finds girl once more and marries girl and they live happily everafter....
• You can't say MY mind's dirty: YOURS understood the joke!
• Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but in any event, you'll end up with dirty hands.
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• What is it, Lassie? A boy fell down a mine shaft and broke his ankle and is diabetic and needs insulin?
  Is THAT what you're trying to tell me?...
• Well, it looks as if the top part fell on the bottom part.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle referring to the collapsed section of the 880 freeway after the San Francisco earthquake of 1989....