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• May your hands decide they don't like you any more.
• You may be redneck... if your mom earns beer money mud-wrestling.
• Wallowing in the mud only gets you dirty, but it is a hell of a lot of fun.
• Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty, and they enjoy it.
• Always obey your superiors--if you have any. -- Mark Twai
• You may be redneck... if you feel cow tipping should be an Olympic event.
• 21. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
• Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
  Others may find out that life isn't fair... [turning bitter] in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth-graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!...
• You may be redneck... if you've been arrested for an obscene mud-flap.