Never Throw Mud. You May Miss Your Mark, But In Any Event, You'll End Up With Dirty Hands.
Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but in any event, you'll end up
with dirty hands.
May your hands decide they don't like you any more.
You may be redneck... if your mom earns beer money mud-wrestling.
Wallowing in the mud only gets you dirty, but it is a hell of a lot of fun.
Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty, and they enjoy it.
Always obey your superiors--if you have any. -- Mark Twai
You may be redneck... if you feel cow tipping should be an Olympic event.
21. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
Others may find out that life isn't fair... [turning bitter] in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth-graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!...
You may be redneck... if you've been arrested for an obscene mud-flap.