Some historian, out to make a name for himself, is circulating a rumor to
the effect that George Washington is a dirty double crosser. According to
this historian, Washington crossed the Deleware River twice, without taking
a bath! So much for dirty stories. This is about as far as Zerro goes in
this direction. Of course, we might include the story about the little boy
who fell in the mud, and that would create quite a splash. But this is the
limit of these dirty story things. We just can't smudge too much.
the effect that George Washington is a dirty double crosser. According to
this historian, Washington crossed the Deleware River twice, without taking
a bath! So much for dirty stories. This is about as far as Zerro goes in
this direction. Of course, we might include the story about the little boy
who fell in the mud, and that would create quite a splash. But this is the
limit of these dirty story things. We just can't smudge too much.
Related:
- A dirty joke: The boy fell into the mud!
A dirtier joke:
A boy and a girl fell into the mud! A more dirty joke... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Did you hear about the logician who got a kidney stone from too much dirty
dancing?
It was diagnosed as a lambada calculus... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - George Washington, father of our country. George Washington,
when he was just a child, just a boy, honesty was... - Well, it's a little rough... it might not be necessary to drag him 40
blocks.
Maybe just four. You could put him in the trunk for... - Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small
shortcut,
you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you? Homer... - Bart: Now we can get the treasure!
Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from... - We care a lot / About the welfare of all you boys and girls
We care a lot / About you people 'cause we're out to save the world.
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it... --...
