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• Sound Advice: Hang up on any phone conversation that starts with this dialogue or monologue
  Congratulations, you have been chosen.........
• Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become eligible to leave a message!
  (Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level!...
• If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, "A girl!
  ? You must have me mixed up with THAT dork!" and point to another father....
• You have been completely annihilated. Congratulations.
• DE: The Soviets seem to have difficulty implementing modern technology.
  Would you comment on that? Belenko: Well, let's talk about aircraft engine lifetime....
• Have you hugged your CPU today?
• bit bucket n. [very common] 1. The universal data sink (originally, the mythical receptacle used to catch bits when they fall off the end of a register during a shift instruction).
  Discarded, lost, or destroyed data is said to have `gone to the bit bucket'....
• CONGRATULATIONS! You have managed to escape from the Necromancers tower. tower.
• ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE =============== To minimize scheduling confusio
  please realize that if you are taking one course which is offered at only one time on a given day, and another which is offered at all times on that day, the second class will be arranged as to afford maximum inconvenience to the student....