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• ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE =============== To minimize scheduling confusio
  please realize that if you are taking one course which is offered at only one time on a given day, and another which is offered at all times on that day, the second class will be arranged as to afford maximum inconvenience to the student....
• Law of Class Scheduling: When you are occasionally able to schedule two classes in a row, they will be held in classrooms at opposite ends of the campus.
• First Law of Class Scheduling: Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.
• A Day Off So you want a day off. Let's look at what you are asking for.
  There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year, in which you already have two days off, leaving 261 days available for work....
• Second Law of Class Scheduling: A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.
• ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== Bug reports now amount to an average of 12,853 per day.
  Unfortunately, this is only a small fraction [ &l...
• hundering herd problem Scheduler thrashing. This can happen under Unix when you have a number of processes that are waiting on a single event.
  When that event (a connection to the web server, say) happens, every process which could possibly handle the event is awakened....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• You Might be a Microsoft Employee If... 1. Every night you dream of torturing Linus Torvalds 2.
  Every morning you say, "I pledge allegiance to the logo of the United Corporation of Microsoft....