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• Sound Advice: Hang up on any phone conversation that starts with this dialogue or monologue
  Congratulations, you have been chosen.........
• CONGRATULATIONS! You have managed to escape from the Necromancers tower. tower.
• Congratulations!
• Congratulations! You have just vanquished a dragon with your bare hands!
  hands! (Unbelievable, isn't it?)...
• Congratulations! You have now used up another 250 hours of CPU time.
• Compulsive masturbators have been classified by one straight-talking psychiatrist as "completely whacko!
• Congratulations! You are the 16,777,216th user to login to our system.
• Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
  Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....
• Discipline must come through liberty. . . . We do not consider an individual disciplined only when he has been rendered as artificially silent as a mute and as immovable as a paralytic.
  He is an individual annihilated, not disciplined. -- Maria Montessori...