Related:

• The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill.
• Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal.
  -- Black Sabbath "Paranoid...
• This message does not exist when you are not looking at it.
• You mean Virtual Memory has to actually exist?!?
• The days are all empty and the nights are unreal.
• If you can't do anything about something, pretend it doesn't exist.
• None of you actually exist; my SysOp types all this in.
• And if You exist, why do you let your Evil churchs exist?
  ???" -- Michael S. Schechter "Maybe because He is a libertarian?" -- Mike Van Pel...