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• A woman's place is in the house. And the senate.
• A woman's place is in the mall.
• A woman's place is under the covers.
• A woman's place is in the house... and in the Senate.
• They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
• An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. -- David Gerrold
• Conditional jumps is when you tell the computer to go to a certain place.
  Unconditional is if you put it in the wrong place so the computer goes to the wrong place....
• An object at rest will be in the wrong place. Gerrold's Second Law of Infernal Dynamic
• CONVENT, n. A place of retirement for woman who wish for leisure to meditate upon the vice of idleness.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...