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• A day not wasted is a day wasted!
• From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insul...
• From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx...
• From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. --Groucho Marx...
• From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. -- "The Book of Insults", Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• If you're not wasted, then the day is.
• Hey, don't drink that poison -- it's four dollars an ounce!
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977), "A Day at the Race...
• The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- E. E. Cumming