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If You're Not Wasted, Then The Day Is.
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If you're not wasted, then the day is.
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If you're not wasted, then the day is.
A day without laughter is a day wasted. -- Groucho Marx
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
-- Mickey Rooney...
I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
-- Calvin and Hobbe...
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
You spent most of your money on beer and women, the rest you wasted.
