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• You always pass failure on your way to success. -- Mickey Rooney
• A day not wasted is a day wasted!
• The way to live longer is to fall in love with what you're doing, then you've got it made.
  Then you can't wait to get out of bed in the morning and get to work....
• Never get married in the morning--you never know who you might meet that night. -- Paul Hornung
• The surest way to be alone is to get married.
• Don't get up too early in the morning, because the early bird gets the worm, and no matter how you try to prepare it, breakfast is just awful.
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...
• I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house.
  And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to. -- Yakov Smirnoff...