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• MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment....
• DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER
  Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him....
• MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!...
• CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
  DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER...
• CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes?
  He won't be long. MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today....
• LARGE MAN: Who's that then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
  LARGE MAN: Why? CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him....
• clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
  It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
• MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!
  [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER...
• clop clop] ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR
  Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?...