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• clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
  It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
• WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN
  Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king....
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
  I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot....
• WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
  Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
• ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
  BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
  GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?...
• ARTHUR: Charge! [They all charge with swords drawn towards the RABBIT.
  A tremendous twenty second fight with Peckinpahish shots and borrowing heavily also on the Kung Fu and karate-type films ensues, in which some four KNIGHTS are comprehensively killed....