If You Can't Beat Em', Mod Em'.
If you can't beat em', mod em'.
If you can't beat 'em, ban 'em. -- Liberal Press Motto
You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
If ya can't beat 'em.......RUN!
If you can't beat 'em, infiltrate and destroy them from within.
You tell 'em Hard-Boiled Egg, You're hard to beat.
If you can't lick 'em---bite 'em!
If you can't write 'em, steal 'em
You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read
You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep.