A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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- A cucumber won't ask, How was it?
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - It's easy to drop a cucumber.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber will never leave you for another woman.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You always know where your cucumber has been.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than...
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- How many
surgeons
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a... - Picard: "Fine, you want to be treated as human?"
Q:
"Absolutely." Picard: "All right. Mister Worf, throw... - Have no friends not equal to
yourself. --... - SMILEY
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china... - Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from their books,
But love from love, toward school with heavy looks...
