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• You shouldn't think about *how* we're doing this. You should ask yourself, 'why?
  ' -- Penn Jillette...
• I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
• And in your dreams you can see yourself As a prophet saving the world The words from your lips I just can't believe you are such A fool.
  -- Frank Zappa, "Oh No"....
• Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
• You're so stupid you can't read a Scrabble tile without moving your lips!
• Channeling is when something invades your body and makes you talk funny and say strange things.
  ..which is what happens to most people when they drink too much....
• Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after his death.
  He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar....
• You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
• The problem of narcotics is dreadfully serious. You'd be surprised at the people you see in your everyday life who use drugs.
  I knew a fellow who had a habit. Very bad habit. In fact, his habit got so bad I stopped selling to him....