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• Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
  -- Penn Jillette...
• You should always think for yourself. Believe me.
• Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after his death.
  He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar....
• Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills.
  Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!...
• To help you discover why there are so many antique shops, ask yourself just how much stuff and junk you have misplaced in the last three months.
  It had to go someplace......
• Why should we pay any attemtion to you?
• If you chance to think of yourself as some sort of expert on the subject of women, than perhaps you are the one to whom I should come with this questio
  How come women will wear a wig over a full head of hair?...
• Saavik: "May I ask how you dealt with the test?" Kirk
  You may ask!" Saavik: [Again looks at Kirk quizzingly] Kirk...
• Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a raise?
  Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one....